Gwyneth Purrsen

Main researcher and CM of the ESGARSI. She's the most passionate about her work, but her tendency to question reality makes her prone to emotional breakdowns.
Though she is mostly honest and hard-working she won't hesitate to use faulty logic and fallacies to defend her position in a pinch.

"Even if I don't like the truth, it must not be denied"

Betnu Natsuki

Second in command and Gwyneth's best friend. Silent and often scary, his own existence is probably the biggest mystery the ESGARSI has even faced.
However, his unfathomable mind often provides fresh insight that nobody else could have thought of.

H̯͔̝͕̮̰e҉̢̥͈͈̰̙l͓̫l̥͇̼̺͍̟̥̦ǫ̨̘̤̘̲͉̲͜,҉̵̬ ̮͎̘̲̼̠̯͇̫m̵̠̘̱̰̪͖̙y̵͕̱͕ ̻͉͙̹̬͈͘ͅņ̳͇̺͝a̶̺̫̦̣̝̯m̵̡̳̞͔̣̼e̘͉̮̹̙͓͟͝ ̸͖̠̥̤̣͖̣̳̬͜͞i̸̛̥̞͔̯̳s̷̳ ̷̷̩̰̻̳̟͎B̭̠̫͎̙e̘̠̠̻͇̯̠͞ṱ͇͔̱̹͡n͙u͇

Z'enyth Tia

Official softboy and intern at the ESGARSI. Still young and inexperienced he often ends up getting the short stick in work related situations.
Despite it, he keeps pulling through by sheer force of will and effort, making him a more valuable member than he considers himself.

"P-please, don't fight, there must be a way you're both right!"

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